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Ilana + favorite outfits

crryinglightning this is me 😩

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— 17 hours ago with 1017 notes
fuckyesbeyonce:

Got me looking so crazy right now.

fuckyesbeyonce:

Got me looking so crazy right now.

(via thequeenbey)

— 1 day ago with 2184 notes

at the resturant with bae

waitress:*fills his glass with ice water*
me:*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:you want my man or something?
her:wh-wat?
me:i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:aye calm down
me:nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
— 1 day ago with 61496 notes
#about me 
jasmined:

With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.
Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.

jasmined:

With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.

Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.

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— 1 day ago with 101582 notes
fxcking4fructose:

baeism:

I need to start posting more personal photos

You are stunning. How is your skin so clear???

Omg thank u!!! I’m one of those people who’s skin depends on what they eat so I eat mostly fruits vegetables and protein/drink lots of water and save the sugar/alcohol for the weekend 😉

fxcking4fructose:

baeism:

I need to start posting more personal photos

You are stunning. How is your skin so clear???

Omg thank u!!! I’m one of those people who’s skin depends on what they eat so I eat mostly fruits vegetables and protein/drink lots of water and save the sugar/alcohol for the weekend 😉

— 1 day ago with 8 notes

furples:

Sessilee Lopez @ Kenzo Spring 2013

My twin

(via etherealpussy)

— 1 day ago with 1709 notes
crryinglightning:

One of my single greatest achievements was this snapchat

LMFAOO

crryinglightning:

One of my single greatest achievements was this snapchat

LMFAOO

— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#l m f a o  #reblog  #snapchat